Here's your bonus poem
The Attack of Saliva!
Waking up Hands quick to the face To hide the embarassment Of my disgrace; In the etiquette of sleep I've not been schooled So forgive me Father For I have drooled.
Days I conduct myself with the grace of a willow Nights Involuntarily I'll assault your pillow.
Is there anything cooler Than being a drooler?
Waking up with moist round my lips... Feel the force of my sensual drips...
On the sheets I shall scribble Fine art with my dribble But Will you be a survivor of The Attack of Saliva?!?
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